Hello world!

That chilly day in hell is finally here. I’ve started a weblog.

For those of you wondering who the hell I am, here is a long story of what’s led up to this crowning achievement.

(The more technically adept amongst you will realize that the real crowning achievement is bending WordPress and its templating system to my will. But normal people, like my Mom, won’t understand that so I went with the entertaining story instead. If you’re a glutton for punishment, try the résumé, too.)

You’ll notice that there are no comments or trackbacks on the site. I don’t have time to spend on comment SPAM and following discussion threads so I’m leaving them disabled for now. Hopefully this strategy will give me more time for new content.

The big question, of course, is what am I going to write about? Stay tuned, we’re all going to find out.